THE STEROID EPIDEMIC IS OFFICIALLY A PANDEMIC

by T, The Angry T

If NASCAR Craftsman Truck Series All-Star Ron Hornaday is using steroids, I have to imagine that I am unknowingly using steroids. At the very least, it would explains my frighteningly small testicles.

Just look at this physical specimen:



What you don't know is that this trophy weighs 1,400 pounds.

Why does he even have to admit that he was using testosterone? NASCAR doesn't test for steroids, which is weird because their fans, 76 percent of which are truckers, are hopped up on amphetamines most of the time. I know this because not only am I hopped up on greenies right now, I am also driving a truck...right now.

This guy was using this testosterone as part of hormone therapy to treat a frightening decline in his body's own testosterone level, not to work on forearm strength to better control the steering wheel. Unfortunately, this is the world in which we live ladies and gentlemen. Any use of any type of "steroid" is deemed to be performance enhancing. Whether we want to believe it or not, a lot has changed since Mickey Mantle laced up the cleats. We would like to believe Mickey and A-Rod both played the same game, but there are obvious changes in everything from the ball, the training methods, to diet to coaching to Tommy John. That's not to say that we should give a free pass to steroid users, but we definitely need to reevaluate what we deem performance enhancing before this whole issue turns into an endless science fair where dopers try to stay one step ahead of testers. Oh, we are already there? Okay...sigh