TALE OF THE TAPE: OLD FIRST LADY VS NEW FIRST LADY

by Simon, SimonOnSports

Lauren Killian vs. Gisele Bündchen

It's time for a battle between the former Patriots starting quarterbacks girlfriend vs. the new starting quarterback's wife.

Call to Fame

Killian: National Championship Winning Volleyball Star for USC.
Bündchen: Multi-Multi-Mulit-Millionaire Model
Edge: Bündchen

Makes Money Doing

Killian: Taking Wedding Photos (I think)
Bündchen: Getting Pictures Taken of Her
Edge: Bündchen

# Of Bikini Shots Online

Killian: Zero (If You Find One Feel Free to Email it to EC)
Bündchen: Limitless
Edge: Bündchen

Nationality

Killian: American
Bündchen: Brazlian
Edge: Killian

Likelihood to Produce Athletic Offspring

Killian: High, she's a tall volleyball player
Bündchen: Unknown, she's tall but is she athletic?
Edge: Killian

# Of Pictures Taken With President Bush

Killian: 1
Bündchen: None
Edge: Bündchen (Now Is Not the Time to Associate with the Ole Prez)

Overall

Killian: Has Potential But Could Use a FHM spread or 2.
Bündchen: Obviously Hot, Makes Billions, But May Be Unwilling to Spit Out Babies Soon
Edge: Bündchen, She's the Known Quantity Who Is the Money Maker of the Family