TOP 10 NEXT MOVES FOR JOSH HOWARD

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

The cause celebre in the blogosphere today is Dallas small forward Josh Howard disrespecting the national anthem. This, five months after admitting marijuana usage in the middle of a playoff series. What's next for the talented but troublesome star?



10. Taking chair shots from Hacksaw Jim Duggan on a Monday night house show for some serious change

9. PR lessons from -- no, seriously -- Mark Cuban

8. A trade to Toronto, just so he can endure twice the number of anthems before every game

7. Coming out in support of gay marriage... and announcing his upcoming nuptuals

6. Outsourcing the jobs from his posse to illegal immigrants

5. Declaring his love for the Redskins, Giants or Eagles, depending on the week

4. Start hanging out with Roy Tarpley

3. We won't go into the full details, but let's just say it's Kobe-esque

2. Re-enact the Kermit Washington / Rudy Tomjanovich moment with Dirk Nowitzki in practice

1. Go hunting with Dick Cheney for the puppies and kittens of Hurricane Ike victims