Top 10 people you don't want to be right now

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

10. Bengal Fan. Although as soon as they saw Ryan Fitzpatrick in the lineup today, I'm pretty sure the rest of the day came as no surprise.

9. Cowboy Fan. It's one thing to lose a home game. It's quite another to lose a home game to their most hated rivals, with the game-changing onside kick going right through their fingers. Ouch.

8. Bronco Fan. OK, so they might have practice in losing on the road in Kansas City, but at this point, you're probably convinced that they could give up 40 points to a high school team...

7. Raider Fan. Up 15 at home against the Chargers, and the collapse was impressive. Special points to the Chargers for running Tomlinson with a 3-point lead and a minute left -- that burst for a touchdown was the suck-out cover of the year for degenerate gamblers. (And a special moment of hell for Raider Fan who bet on his team to cover.)

6. That chick from the "Quarantine" movie trailer. She really doesn't look likes she's enjoying herself, and she's going to keep getting dragged away while screaming for another two weeks. Can't be a fun job.

5. USC Fan. Really, you're going to have your year ruined by Oregon State? I don't know squat about college football, but even I know that's freaking nuts.

4. Rams Fan. I'm assuming they still exist, though I'm not really sure why. After a brief lead in today's game against the Bills, they saw QB Du Jour Trent Green throw an awful pick for the touchdown return, and then they just quit again. Scott Linehan, it's been, um, nice -- no -- knowing you...

3. Packers Fan. Not only did they get to watch their team lose on the road in Tampa Bay, they also got to watch their QB (Aaron Rodgers) leave with a separated shoulder... while Princess Favre threw for more touchdowns (six!) than he ever did in his career in Green Bay. That's gotta hurt.

2. Eagle Fan. If David Akers could hit a distance field goal... if they could get a freaking yard on fourth down... if the pass defense would show up in the first half on the road... if they didn't play in a division where a single loss outside of the division means you are in last place... and if they didn't have to blow night games that mean you more or less can't sleep from the non-stop fuming...

Must. Drink. More.

1. Mets Fan. Though, to be sure, they are probably getting used to this sort of thing by now...