Epic Carnival | Where Sports and Pop Culture Collide: TOP 10 REASONS WHY, AS RANDY MOSS SAYS, THE PATRIOTS ARE STILL THE TEAM TO BEAT

TOP 10 REASONS WHY, AS RANDY MOSS SAYS, THE PATRIOTS ARE STILL THE TEAM TO BEAT

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

10. Teams still really, really enjoy beating them

9. Andrew Matt Cassel's origin story is exactly the same as Tom Brady's, and completley unlike a million other guys who didn't turn into Hall of Fame level QBs

8. After the Tyree catch and the Brady Tragedy, their karma is completely clear

7. Randy's track record of never, ever giving up on a deteriorating situation or weak QB means they won't miss a beat

6. They still have their secret hijacked radio transmissions of the opposing team's play call... oh, crap, was that out loud?

5. He's totally over taking plays off now

4. If the Jets, Bills or Dolphins actually threaten, Moss can always moon them, driving them all insane with rage

3. Still have more and better whiteys

2. It's all just a massive fake to make sure Brady can come back 100% healthy for the playoffs

1. Um, the schedule still has lots and lots of teams that really, really suck

2 comment(s):

Anonymous said...

MATT Cassel - Andrew Cassels was a hockey player

DMtShooter said...

Alzheimer's is a terrible thing. (Oh, crap, now I've gone and offended a new group of sufferers...)


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