TOP 10 REASONS WHY THE NFL KEEPS PUTTING THE RAIDERS ON OPENING NIGHT MNF

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

10. Enjoy putting on the Raider "Leathers, Feathers and Make Up" Fans on in late night

9. Gives NFL Films a lot of unique footage of Oakland's stadium being filled

8. Part of the "Mike and Mike" Contract With Satan

7. Want to prove to the nation that big, strong-armed overmatched young quarterbacks can both play equally terrible, regardless of race

6. Makes the NFL Network feel better about getting terrible games on their schedule

5. Part of their marketing scheme to take viewers away from the lucrative extremely dull television demographic, currently dominated by C-Span. The Weather Channel and test patterns

4. Hates the double header night games just as much as you do

3. It makes Al Davis angry, and that's when the NFL is at its happiest

2. Gives Deangelo Hall the nationwide stage he so richly deserves

1. When a team wins 19 games in the six years since it appears in a Super Bowl, that just ensures opening week prime time