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10. According to a very helpful caption, Frank Caliendo's occupation is "comedian", and not "societal experiment to determine how long a man can be annoying and unfunny in public before being killed"
9. According to Phil Simms, Eagles punter Sav Rocca was the most valuable player on the team yesterday, rather than someone from the defense that had 9 sacks, two fumble recoveries, an interception and a safety
8. Larry Johnson can be fantasy relevant on a team that is NFL-irrelevant
7. 15 million people play fantasy football, and 99.9% of them are either making fun of the guy that owns but did not start Ronnie "5 Touchdowns" Brown, or suicidal over, well, not starting him
6. The dumbest people in the world are wolfing down Pizza Hut pasta while achieving orgasm
5. No matter what else changes in the NFL, one thing is certain: a Grammatica will ruin lives
4. Hell hath no fury like Brian Griese scorned
3. The population of Patriots Fan Nation just dropped by, oh, 90%
2. Since the Rams and Lions don't play each other this year, the dream is alive for not just one winless team, but two
1. Wisconsin is a place where cheese is made
Sunday, September 21, 2008
TOP 10 THINGS WE LEARNED FROM THE NFL ON SUNDAY
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4 comment(s):
My Chiefs might wind up winless also !
Yes, but they crippled Tom Brady. So even a winless year will work out as a good year, at least for the other 31 NFL franchises...
Maybe, just maybe , this will be the end of Carl Peterson ( and Herm ).
re: Number six:
It's SOOOOOOOOOOOOO decadent!1!!!1!ONE!!1!1!1!!!
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