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TOP 11 CONDOLENCE GESTURES FOR PATRIOTS FAN OVER TOM BRADY'S INJURY

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

11. A hearty thanks for making you feel much better about taking them in Week 1 of your suicide pool

10. Funeral cards listing the time and date of the injury

9. An open contract for the assassination of Chiefs safter Bernard Pollard

8. Pictures of the supermodels that Brady has had sex with, with small notes saying that now that Dreamboat is out, they'll be sure to re-enter the market

7. Your best lie over how this now makes the Patriots plucky and lovable underdogs again

6. Fighting off the urge to give in to your inner Nelson Muntz, over and over and over again

5. A reminder that baseball season is still going on, and that the Yankees are in fourth place in the AL East and dead in the water

4. DVDs and memorabilia from the past championships, so they can remember the good times

3. The outright lie that Matt Cassel replacing Brady is just like when Brady replaced Drew Bledsoe

2. Any disparaging comment you can make about how Brett Favre was just lucky in his debut with the Jets

1. The admonishment that they should just look on the bright side, since it's not like the Patriots lost the game or anything

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