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11. When Brett Favre threatens to quit, everyone shows him the love
10. Big fat meanies like you and me, making fun of him and stuff
9. As the past Wunderlic scores show, pro football makes his brain hurt
8. Interferes with his celebration of 9/11
7. Titans' coach Jeff Fisher cares more about winning games than nurturing, feeling good about yourself, and having fun
6. You -- yes, you -- just aren't praying for him enough
5. That $25 million signing bonus was, like, years ago
4. Wants to be able to disappear for hours at a time with a handgun without having the SWAT team involved
3. Looking to take back the Biggest 2006 Draft Bust label away from Reggie Bush and Matt Leinart
2. Hopes to show all of those mean home town fans that they can't boo him, even after terrible, terrible play
1. Wants to set a new standard for being thin-skinned, despite stiff competition from Longhorn legends Chris Simms, Ricky Williams and Cedric Benson
Thursday, September 11, 2008
TOP 11 REASONS WHY VINCE YOUNG DOESN'T WANT TO PLAY FOOTBALL
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Poor subject for humor (if that's what you're trying to do). Sounds more like piling on than satire.
Better subject: people who have nothing better to do than write snarky bogs.
Welcome to the EC, Mrs. Young..I'm sure you're very proud of Vince despite everything that's been going on lately.
Vince do something to help someone beside yourself. Then step up to the plate spend every waking hour in the film room if you need help ask for. When your not in the film room get with your personal trainer work on your flexiablity and your throwing motion this will help you accuracy. Everyday put in the work that it take to be NFL QB then if you fail it will be God's Will when you have done all you can do. One more thing put God first in your life. Then find you a sports therapist and work your way through your problems.If it's good enough for Tiger it's good enough for you.
God Bless You Man...."ja"
Because with genocide in Darfur, Afghanistan sliding towards war, Russia sounding increasingly belligerent and the usual death, destruction and mayhem in the world God is worried that Vince Young can't find his hot read against a zone blitz.
It's a little known fact that Vishnu is actually the god of the hot blitz read. Those multiple arms are invaluable for finding the open man.
Thank you, snark again...
Incredible...
Perhaps there's someone with a career-ending injury you could bash next? Or how about "the funniest jokes we could think of about your brother with cancer."
Depression is a disease, not people being "spoiled" or "whining" or whatever other hateful comment people who don't get it want to make.
A-HAHA, are you guys serious? This dude's problem is that he's spoiled, lazy, and finding out that he's out of his depth. Don't feel too bad for him though, I reckon he's got plenty of spare change to last him a while should he decide to find another vocation.
Hilarious blog post.
This is for all of the people that do not understand this post.
If Vince Young's condition is serious, this post was not meant to hurt him or poke fun at depression.
This post had great jokes about the career of another thin skinned Texas longhorn.
The post was not called " Why Vince Young wants to kill himself" it was simply put " TOP 11 REASONS WHY VINCE YOUNG DOESN'T WANT TO PLAY FOOTBALL "
No need to be so sensitive.
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