Epic Carnival: Wait...That's Hilary Duff's bodyguard?

Monday, September 29, 2008

Wait...That's Hilary Duff's bodyguard?

by Mr. E, Staff Writer

In a recent exposé by Yahoo!'s OMG section, we find this picture along with the following caption:


Hilary dons comfy shopping attire consisting of an over-sized white tank, leggings,
and sneakers, while her bodyguard opts for a too-tight tee and designer denim.


So... You're telling me that that is the guy that is going to stop someone from getting too close to Miss Duff? Wouldn't she just be better off walking down the street with a hockey player? Duff is listed at 5'1" tall - so that would make her "guard" what, 5'5"? Maybe 140 lbs? Britney may be a headcase, but at least she has her shit together when it comes down to selecting protection. No, not that type. We're still working on that...

Duff Day Afternoon [OMG]

3 comment(s):

DCScrap said...

You do know she is dating a hockey player, right?

Mr. E said...

yes...exactly why I chose that profession... She's dabbled in a few, if my memory serves me correct.

Clarice said...

I'm not sure, but I think that's her hairdresser or choreographer. I can't remember which. I'm pretty sure I've seen him before. Maybe they're dating? He's HOT!! Anyone's better than that horrible drab hockey player who cheats. 8D




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