14 year-old white girl is humongous, a sumo wrestler

by DCScrap, on 205th magazine

Samantha-Jane Stacey is 14 years-old and weighs 20 stone, which in the normal part of the world means she weighs just under three bills (280 lbs. to be more exact). Stacey is attempting to become the youngest Australian to participate in the world wrestling sumo championships this month in Estonia.

Affectionately known as 'Sammy Sumo', she trains on a diet of Weetbix and lasagne.

Says Samantha-Jane...

"We watched bouts on video and researched the sport on the internet. You don't have to be big to take part."

Uh, sweetheart, you don't own a mirror, do you? Sorry... moving on...

"I was training with [her brother] Blake and his coach saw me and asked if I wanted to take part in a competition. I've really been into it ever since.

I'm naturally a big girl. I don't have to eat anything extra.

I have a medical condition that does not allow me to lose the weight. A side effect of that means I look obese. But I do have a healthy diet."

Ohhhh, the old medical condition excuse... I'm feelin' ya now, Sammy. Go get 'em...