"Beat it", just "Beat it" Robert

by Isaac, The World of Isaac

What do former NFLer Charles Haley and Robert Downey Jr. have in common?

Well, Downey did play a black guy in tropical thunder.

But thats not it....

They both love to, how do I put it, um, not sure there is really a PC term for it...

Beating your meat?

Commanding your army with an iron fist?

Choke the chicken?

I think you get the drift....

In a recent interview with Now Magazine, Downey admitted to being a compulsive mastubator...

"I was a compulsive, serial masturbator, but it was the best thing I could have been. I utilized that organ and rode it for everything it was worth," the actor revealed.

Uh, maybe I'm not that familiar with the art of masturbating but how exactly do you ride it with your hand?

Actually, you know what, forget I said that.

In fact, disregard this whole post. I'm going to give this a try.