Clooney rocks the thigh tickler

by Mr. E, Staff Writer

Okay, now he's just rubbing it in. Not only does George Clooney get to tag roughly 38 pieces of ass (give or take) per week, but now he can get away with it while sporting a moustache? And if it isn't enough, he then has to proceed by rocking white low-top tennis shoes with shin-high socks. And wouldn't you know it, just to show how bad ass he is, he schools some woman in basketball.

Odds are, he then had a 15-minute sex romp with said woman afterwards. On the foul line, most likely. And it was only 15 minutes because he has a schedule, you know. There isn't much time these days to fit things in between violent sex and the occasional moustache trimming.