David & Victoria's clear skin secret: Bird crap

by DCScrap, on 205th magazine

I always knew there was a lot of horse-bleep when it came to the Beckhams, but I wasn't aware of the bird-bleep.

Victoria, who has long battled problem skin, puts her new clear complexion down to a bizarre new beauty regime involving bird poo.

And it seems David has been getting involved too.

It's just a good thing David doesn't play a real sport or he'd be getting his ass beat on a daily basis now that this news is out.

Victoria, 34, has been regularly indulging in £100 Geisha Facials, using a paste made from nightingale droppings, to combat acne she has suffered since her teens.

Nightingale droppings? I think I saw her perform once at the Twisty Nipple in Galveston.