Denis Leary is kind of awesome

by DCScrap, on 205th magazine

Denis Leary has a message in his new book for all the families who have kids diagnosed with Autism. The message is, "Bullshit."

"There is a huge boom in autism right now because inattentive mothers and competitive dads want an explanation for why their dumb-ass kids can't compete academically, so they throw money into the happy laps of shrinks . . . to get back diagnoses that help explain away the deficiencies of their junior morons. I don't give a [bleep] what these crackerjack whack jobs tell you - yer kid is NOT autistic. He's just stupid. Or lazy. Or both."

Leary also managed to get in some sensational blasts on Dr. Phil, Paul McCartney and Heather Mills, and Hillary Clinton.

Dr. Phil - "[He says] such thick and exasperating things as, 'Everybody has their own personal Ground Zero.' Oh, really? Does that mean someday two large speeding planes will crash into the side of your insipid hairless head? Let's hope so."

Paul McCartney and Heather Mills - "She must have given great [bleep] . . Plus, he's a big pothead so he probably figured the fake leg would come in handy for smuggling marijuana."

Hillary Clinton - "If she had changed her campaign motto from 'Blah Blah Something Change' to 'Vote for Me or Your Wife Won't [Bleep] You,' she would have had the election wrapped up at sunset on Super Tuesday. As Tip O'Neill once said - all politics is local. And for men, it doesn't get much more local than your crotch."

Wow. Talk about just taking a verbal gun and strafing everything in sight. Someone get this man a Nobel Prize, stat.

Jenny McCarthy would not be pleased though.