The Facts of Life finds its final resting place: porn

by DCScrap, on 205th magazine

We all remember The Facts of Life, right? How we wanted to bang Blair... and see Jo is a lesbian threesome... and see Tootie and that fat girl mash a little (the fact chick would have been down with that btw)... Well, all our dreams have come true. Sort of.

On November 18, Abigail Productions releases an adult spoof called Dirty Facts of Life, which is described as "a kinky and wild twist on the relationships between the girls of the Eastwood School and their lesbian housemother Mrs. Garris. The girls get scared when they suspect Mrs. Gariss of going straight after a visit by the plumber. Together they devise a plan to win her back to her lesbian roots by seducing her. Throughout the day Mrs. Garris defends herself against their sexual advances in the name of good housekeeping. But in the end everyone wins in a triumphant orgy."

To quote my man The Prophet, "This porno has already been produced millions of times in the darkest recesses of the minds of TV watching horn dogs everywhere."

And here's some semi-recent pics of the babes of TFOL for your viewing, uh, pleasure...