Holly Madison: Wearing clothes, no longer relevant

by Mr. E, Staff Writer

I'll be honest. At first, I thought Holly Madison's dumping of Hugh Hefner would be a good move. I mean, you can only pretend to love a geriatric man for so long. But this was under the assumption that she would hit the clubs, show more boobs and just go wild. And if the picture below is any indication of "wildness," then I'm completely taking back my original opinion.


Thankfully, I wouldn't be alone as the paparazzi are starting to boycott the former girlfriend.

Following Lauren Conrad’s show last Tuesday, Madison was forced to be like all the other "normal" peeps and wait a super long time in the typically chaotic valet line. Despite the packs of paps waiting to snap L.C leaving Smashbox Studios, not a single one bothered to hang around Miss Madison as she waited for her car in very public view.

"She’ll have to pay us to photograph her," one pap told Tarts when we questioned the situation. You hear that, Holly? You best lose the t-shirt and man jeans. No, there's no need to change into something else - just lose the clothes. Your "career" depends on it.