Jamie Lynn loves the sausage

by Mr. E, Staff Writer

Sometimes, you just have to wonder what it takes to get people to realize how big of a mess they really are. When you're Jamie Lynn Spears, you have a big sister that paved the way to disasterville over the past half of a decade; it would REALLY take a lot to steal the spotlight. Oh contraire - nothing that a little pregnancy at 17 couldn't take care of. And if that wasn't enough, it appears that the younger Spears is with child yet again. At least per the National Enquirer.

Sure, I know that the Spears' are denying the story and all, but come on? Who can you really trust at this point? The whole family is a cluster, assuming that said cluster can have huge tits across the board.