Joe Francis intercepts pass to Hank Baskett

by Mr. E, Staff Writer

The picture directly to the right of the words you are reading (assuming you even notice that they're here) is of Kendra Wilkinson. Known more for here should-be award winning work on the classic Girls Next Door, she was soon be know as Mrs. Hank Baskett .

But then we have this photo, taken last night while Ms. Wikinson was out and about with boyfriend-in-denial Hugh Hefner. And interestingly enough, it was just a night or so before that she was seen getting cozy with Captain Substance himself, Joe Francis.

That's right: the rare multi-million dollar trifecta.

So, if you're keeping score at home: Kendra's engaged to a wide receiver while she herself is catching balls from an elderly man and a recently encarcerated entrepreneur. But don't worry... If you decide to jack it to her in your spare time, I don't think you can get whatever diseases that they're carrying, though you're on your own with the chafing.