by Mr. E, Staff Writer
In a rather shocking turn of events, the rather Jurassic Cloris Leachman has out-lasted the rather thick Kim Kardashian on ABC's Dancing with the Stars.
While the starlet admittedly sucked (at dancing) the night before, let's be honest here. Cloris Leachman?
A rather heartless move by the voters, considering that last night was the five-year anniversary of her father's death. Also a rather heartless move given the fact that we still really didn't get a good HD screen shot of her ass.
And it wouldn't be right if she didn't go out with a bang...
“You know what? Today, five years ago, my father passed away and I think he was watching over me and he would be really proud."She obviously means that he would be proud of the whole dancing in front of millions of viewers thing, right? He's was never one to be concerned with things like "winning" or "careers." Or silly things like "dressing appropriately"...or "being intelligent"... or "sobriety"...or...
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2 comment(s):
Hey, hats off to someone who admits they suck at dancing, however gives it a try anyway, on TV no leass. I wouldn't have done it.
Ah...I get it. You snuck in "ass" into "no less."
Great work.
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