Mila Kunis needs to forget Macaulay Culkin

by Mr. E, Staff Writer

As unbearable as Ashton Kutcher may be, the recent appearance of Mila Kunis makes me realize how much I actually miss watching this piece of ass on That 70s Show. Thankfully, the fast forward function on my DVD player allows me to get to the good parts of Forgetting Sarah Marshall. And by "good," I mean the parts of the movie that do not have penis in them.



Can you believe this chick is dating Macaulay Culkin? Macaulay freaking Culkin. It's times like this that make us all realize that we we all have a shot. Or that we're actually less attractive than Macaulay Culkin. I'll stick with the former, thank you.