Miley Cyrus: Two years until Playboy

by Mr. E, Staff Writer

While I am a bit confused at why Miley Cyrus is celebrating her 16th birthday almost two months early, can you honestly look at the picture below and tell me that this chick isn't going to be spreading them for some photographer after the lights dim out on Hannah Montana?

That skirt has "role model" written all over it. You just need a black light to read it...