MILFS always tell the truth

by Isaac, The World of Isaac



If there are two things I've learned about MILFS in my life, it's...

1. Don't stare at their rack as you are putting cream into your coffee. You'll spill all over yourself and look like a pervert (yes, just happened to me tues morning)

2. Believe every single word they say

It appears that the police officer who pulled over uber hot MILF Heather Locklear didn't follow these instructions as he arrested her on suspicion of drunk driving. Turns out, Locklear hadn't been drinking at all and was set up by some dumb bitch who was a former employee of US Magazine.

I almost feel bad for Locklear. I mean, getting set up for something you didn't know and getting embarrassed like that is something nobody should have to deal with.

Then again, she has been stealing money from studios for her atrocious acting for years. So actually, no, I don't feel bad.

But she's still damn fine.