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OMG! OMG! Madonna is getting a divorce and she likes A-Rod!

by DCScrap, on 205th magazine

I know I can hardly contain myself with the news (as reported by every freaking Web site on the planet) that Madonna and Guy Ritchie are getting a divorce. But it gets even better!!! Madonna has eyes for Alex Rodriguez!!!! OOOOOOH!

...a source close to the singer tells Usmagazine.com she and the New York Yankees slugger "are definitely romantic."
Oh my! My pants are getting all moist just from the thought of these two pantheons of their respective professions hooking up!
An A-Rod source tells Us, "A-Rod and Madonna are more involved than ever.

"Alex has really missed spending time with Madonna. However, he understands the position Madonna's in."
An A-Rod source! That wouldn't be a certain mannish female who likes to strip for money, could it? Oh wait, that would be A-Rod's fetish, not his source. Silly me... I am so giddy, I am mixing things up.
The source tells Us six days ago that Madonna -- who dined with Rodriguez Oct. 2 at Dos Caminos in NYC -- "has agreed to be discreet about her relationship with A-Rod until her tour ends and a divorce is announced."
OMG! OMG! So it is real! I think I speak for the rest of the world when I say, I don't give a rat's ass.

2 comment(s):

Anonymous said...

OMG! OMG! Your the only one who cares!!!

DCScrap said...

Read the whole post before commenting next time, Anonymous jackass.


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