by Simon, SimonOnSports
Ok Guys, I know I know that I promised you a touchdown last week and that I promised that I was going to Kiss the Star and I didn't deliver. And I know that I haven't broken 43 yards once this season nor have I caught more than 4 balls in a game. And I know that I only have one touchdown the entire season. But... boys it's gonna change this week, I promise.
See we're playing the Jets and they're 2-2 so you think they don't suck. But they do. Oh they do. They have one really good cornerback in Darrelle Revis, who I obviously can handle with ease and a diesel safety in Kerry Rhodes and nothing else. Their other corners suck and their other safety is suspended. In fact the Jets give up the 2nd most passing yards in the NFL. See where I'm going with this?
Ocho Cinco is faster than a Jet. 7 Receptions 2 Touchdowns 120 Yards. Book It...
CHAD OCHO CINCO
C.O.C.
Thursday, October 9, 2008
A promise from Chad Ocho Cinco to you, his highly disappointed fantasy owners
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2 comment(s):
Ocho Cinco does not care about the credit crunch or the financial crisis...
Hey Chad, your a dork. Get over yourself. Wish you would have bailed and gone to another team so we didn't have to listen to your empty boasting.
As Paul Brown liked to say, "When you get to the end-zone, act like you've been there before."
It's your job to score touchdowns. Getting to the end zone is not "going above and beyond the call of duty for you"
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