Scary Spice gets festive

by Mr. E, Staff Writer

With Halloween right around the corner, us adult types are the target audience for all things "scary." Haunted mansions, hay rides and the occasional school house. Radio commercials complete with chainsaw sound effects blended with the gratuitous shrieks and screams. Good times. Thankfully, Melanie Brown also rises to the occasion as Scary Spice realizes the importance of the holiday season.



Put your face really close to the monitor and squint. It kind of looks like a jack-o-lantern. What, your jack-o-lanterns don't have giant breasts?