Survivor: Turtle pokin' out

by Mr. E, Staff Writer

While I have not watched an episode of Survivor since Big Gay Richard took home the mean million, there is no way that I can ignore the fact that the season premier had a little wang for those at home.

The gentlemen pictured to the right is named Marcus Lehman. From the looks of things, he may have a bit in common with the abovementioned Richard. However, upon digging into his "profile," we find out that he was once voted the hottest bachelor in Georgia by Cosmopolitan Magazine. Cuban-American, Marcus is the doctor of the cast, and describes himself as a "romantic." Sorry, San Francisco.

And apparently while Mr. Lehman was a rower in college, he's currently a grower-not-a-show'r on television. See for yourself below. (Possibly NSFW if your boss has an eagle eye) ... after the jump.


How romantic. Your move, Chris Cooley.
(h/t SurvivorSucks)