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Top 10 consolations for Rays fans

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

(They blew a 7 run lead and a chance to advance to the World Series tonight. The Red Sox are freaking vampires.)

10. Angel, Yankee and Indian Fan knows just how you feel

9. Hey, more home games! That's a good thing, right?

8. Boston Fan was really hurting, and needed something good to happen before they got oh so sad

7. You wanted to clinch at home anyway, right?

6. If the Rays wind up losing the series, you won't have to worry about all of those irritating big crowds at the games next year

5. Most of America is still hoping that you don't blow it

4. No matter what, you don't have to go back to Fenway this year

3. You're only a couple of decades of heart-breaking failures away from establishing a very popular and lucrative "brand identity"

2. Soul-crushing losses just mean you're finally real baseball fans

1. Giving up late inning playoff home runs to the Red Sox doesn't result in your reliever committing a murder-suicide until a reasonable number of years has passed

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