Top 10 silver linings for Phillies fan

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

Tonight's Game Five was suspended due to horrific rain, wind and cold as a 2-2 tie in the sixth. What's the bright side for frustrated Philly Fans?

10. It's difficult to riot in a monsoon

9. You really didn't have to feel jealous of people who had tickets

8. Keeps the national media in town for a longer period of time, which has to help the restuarants, hotels and hookers

7. Were able to switch off to Monday Night Football without guilt

6. Since the Rays didn't have a contingency plan for lodging (seriously, this is true), they'll get all sick and wet from sleeping in the streets for the next couple of days

5. Someday, this will all seem funny... not funny ha ha, more like funny kill a hobo

4. Your bet of Phillies in 5 and a half is looking fantastic right now

3. Thanks to the ridiculous odds that Vegas gave to marks for a prop bet of the Rays winning the Series, mob goons are already moving in to wound any number of Rays' players

2. If wildly nasty stomach flu couldn't stop Jamie Moyer, and Johan Santana, CC Sabathia, Manny Ramirez and the rest of the National League couldn't atop the team from getting to the World Series... neither will some freaking rain

1. Despite how it feels, they didn't actually lose a game