by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool
10. Realistically, the Dodgers are a better team than their record
9. The White Sox are still alive. so you can just root for them, right?
8. Rich Harden is sure to be healthy again next year
7. Game Three was a much closer loss, so clearly, they just needed the series to be a best of seven
6. If they won, they'd lose their whole brand identity
5. There must be some other franchise that has lost nine straight postseason games
4. Those LCS and WS tickets would have cost a lot of money, and with heating oil so expensive these days, you're better off with the cash
3. Thanks to their big contracts, you'll be able to root for Fukudome and Soriano for years to come
2. Maybe the next time they are in the playoffs, they'll avoid the goat and priest nonsense, and just finally show Satan some love
1. It's Gonna Happen
Sunday, October 5, 2008
Top 10 things Cubs Fan doesn't want to hear right now
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7 comment(s):
Well done, Shooter. It's almost like you had this ready to go in anticipation of the Red Sox/Phillies/__fill in the blank__ teams you love so. Oh yeah, the White Sox are still alive aren't they? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Eat it Fuzzy Cubbies!
Sadly, no -- I even picked them to win in 4. But then again, I'm an idiot, and I drink.
Hmmm... I didn't know you were a Cubs fan, because you just described them to a 'T'.
If they won, they'd lose their whole brand identity
Bwaahaaahaaa!!!
I thought 'Fukudome' was a Japanese MMA venue...I didn't know it was a real guy...
and speaking of Japanese MMA, you can read all about it at the finest MMA site on the web THE SAVAGE SCIENCE
http://www.thesavagescience.com
I can tell its October the Cub's do there usual 3 and done route.
I'd say rooting for the White Sox should be much higher on the list than #9 (perhaps even #1...) -- oh and they don't use heating oil in Chicago; it's natural gas.
Go White Sox!
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