Top 10 things that are almost as manly as a baseball fight

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

In honor of tonight's remarkable ugliness in the third inning of the Dodgers-Phillies game (Kuroda threw over Victorino's head and then both benches cleared and guys looked mad and everything! Then, braying jackasses talked about Bad Blood for the rest of the evening! Oooh, scary!)...

10. Hair pulling, but only if the hair in questioned has been professionally styled, and the hands doing the pulling have had a good pedicure in the last week

9. Matt Cassel standing in against a pass rush

8. Scrapbooking

7. Guys that have to tell you who owns the house that you are in at the time

6. Instant replay. Yes, I'm serious. If you can't get it done in real time, you can't get it done.

5. Terrell Owens after at, or during a, loss (what the hell was that yellow sweater Urkel outfit? did he lose a bet?)

4. Ancient baseball analysts telling us how something is just the way the game is played (no, really?)

3. Vince Young's apologists and haters. He's just a football player, people. Move on.

2. Taunting penalties. Seriously, everything about this insults our development as a gender. Skin up and shut up, respectively.

1. Squib kicks and prevent defenses. Wear the dress, Lovey Smith. (And, um, change your name.)