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Top 11 consolations for Boston / Red Sox Fan

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

11. Even you prefer to read Bill Simmons when he's bitter

10. This can't hurt worse than Eighteen And One

9. It's not as if you won't just buy all of the good Rays in 2 to 3 years

8. No one really wanted to see Philly Fan in your ballpark

7. You can console yourself with the fact that Fox and Bud Selig are gargling Drano right now

6. Now, Terry Francona can take Jason Varitek upstate to a farm where he can just run free and be... sniff... happy, and not hurt so much...

5. Joe Torre and Manny Ramirez are watching the Series, too

4. This avoids the whole horror that would have been Brett Myers returning to the scene of the wife beating crime

3. You can go back to hating on JD Drew now if you like

2. The thousands of you that left Game Five in Fenway early can feel justified now, since the team wasn't up to your standards

1. Hundreds of millions of people think your tears taste like ambrosia from the gods

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