Top 12 truly wonderful things about Adam "Mister" Jones' latest incident

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool



12. Having unnamed Cowboys officials subconsciously channel Dennis Green by saying "He is who he is"

11. Hearing the Cowboys try to excuse brawling in a private restroom as being not at all like brawling in, you know, public

10. Thanks to injuries to Roy Williams and Terence Newman, the Cowboys have no other option but to play him, leading to the three-hour sham-a-thon in the upcoming national telecast

9. Jones found a way to get in trouble without violating his contract, which really does shows real creativity

8. The pure joy that is Tank Johnson saying it's not that big of a deal

7. The knowledge that this will all add to his long-awaited return to pro wrestling

6. Honestly, gave The Wide World Lemur's people more wood than a Viagra overdose

5. Showed the world just how cool Wade Philips is in a crisis... which is to say, not at all

4. Brought a grateful nation bathroom scandal closure from all of those unfortunate Senator Craig visualizations

3. Gives NFL commissioner Roger Goodell something to do

2. When combined with the recent TO nonsense, tells you all you really need to know about how this Cowboys' season -- and the Phillips era -- is going to end

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