by Moondog, The World According to Moondog
Halftime shows of Super Bowls past have featured the Lingerie Bowl, one of the most popular and most watched properties of Super Bowl Sunday festivities.
Spawned from the success of past Lingerie Bowls, the Lingerie Football League (LFL) has been formed with 10 franchises across the country, where babes will play tackle football wearing only their unmentionables.
Franchises have been awarded to Los Angeles, Phoenix, San Diego, Seattle, Dallas, Chicago, New England, Atlanta, Miami and Tampa.
The LFL will feature hot chicks doing their best to rip the opposing player's clothes off before they tackle them, or at least that's what I'm hoping for.
Interpretation of the rules are much different than regular football, where penalties are assessed for various infractions.
The LFL will award points and highly encourages the following acts during games:
- Piling on
- Cat fighting
- Instigating wardrobe malfunctions
- Committing lascivious acts with pylons
- Mimicking "pole dancing" with the base of the goal post