We have all been there buddy, just put the gun down

by T, The Angry T

While I have been in this man's shoes before, I can't say I have ever reacted as strongly as he did after being denied sex by his girlfriend. With that being said, I still feel for him. There are several girls who are refusing to have sex with me currently, no matter how long I stand outside their windows and stare.

You would think that cops, many of which have been denied sex for most of their natural life, would sympathize with this guy and just let him go. Most cops look exactly like this:



That guy's dick is in the witness protection program right now and he hasn't seen it in years. Where is the empathy, Officer BLT?

You also have to applaud the drunk man for keeping his cool, even after shooting himself:

Authorities said the girlfriend went to a spare bedroom, and several minutes later she heard two gunshots. She told deputies her boyfriend came into her room and threatened her. He then stumbled into the kitchen before falling into the oven, knocking himself unconscious.

I have always said that the oven is the most dangerous kitchen appliance of all, especially if you get drunk, shoot yourself and fall head first into it.

For the dudes sake, I hope this hot enough to justify shooting yourself over. Unfortunately, if she was dating a dude that shoots himself when he doesn't get laid, it is fairly probable that she looked liked this:



(The face has been cropped to protect the F.U.P.A.)