Ashlee Simpson: Officially a MILF

by Mr. E, Staff Writer

Though she's dating a complete tool box, "pop artist" Ashlee Simpson can now start her voyage back to skinnyville as she finally gave birth to her son. If you're one to care about petty things like "ooooh, what'd they name it," your answer is: Bronx Mowgli.

Yea, I'm not sure either. But while we await Ashlee's return to hotness, here are some pictures of her in her prime. Your on notice, sweetheart. Hit the treadmill.