Cavalier Girls: Calendar release party...in my pants

by Mr. E, Staff Writer


November is good for two things: Turkey and babe calendars that hit the shelves ready for Christmas. Like every other NBA team, the Cleveland Cavaliers have released their 14-month version, allowing for two extra months of spank. Sure, these girls aren't in Miami or L.A., but that makes them that much more attainable.

You think you're going home with a Suns dancer? No chance. But a couple shots and the occasional Rohypnol and you're in like Flynn with these chicks. I mean, it's Cleveland for Christ's sake: The land of Miami Fives.