Freedom!!!!

by Simon, SimonOnSports

So in February I thought, wow thank god I'm out of Atlanta we are awful, I'm gonna love the black hole. And then I signed a massive contract and the world seemed great. But boy was I f'n wrong. Al Davis is the oldest most senile dumb man in the world and I'd rather force my self to go out and negotiate another massive contract this offseason than have to deal with that pain and suffering for a single second more. I mean let's just look at how dumb this man is.

First off, I'm awesome. I'm a shut down corner everyone knows this. I stop Ocho Cinco dead in his tracks every game. I ate up Brett Favre's Arm Punts. I'm dominating all 1on1. We all know this. So cutting me, well that's simply not very bright for your franchise. I don't want to play for a squad dumb enough to cut me. No no no. Not to mention the fact he stole me away from the Falcons for a 2nd round pick. What a steal. You don't throw away a great product when you get it for bargain basement prices.

Last week Al laughed when I said we should sign Vick. Apparently he's too blind to see that Jamarcus Russell is completely miserable. I mean 3 first downs last week? Seriously?

Whatever, it's going to be way more enjoyable playing for the Cowboys next weekend than the Raiders anyway.

Thanks for the 8 mil Al,
Deangelo