Headline I couldn't possibly make up of the day

by DCScrap, on 205th magazine



I don't even know where to begin on this one. I'll let the AP get the ball rolling...

A NASCAR fan in her recreational vehicle at Texas Motor Speedway was wounded by a stray bullet after someone apparently fired a gun into the air, police said.

A bullet suddenly pierced through the motor home's roof Sunday morning before the Dickies 500 race, hitting a woman in the right arm, relatives said.

"She immediately (screamed), 'I've been shot. I've been shot.' She took off running out the door," her son-in-law Bobby Cook told Dallas-Fort Worth television station KTVT.

You just know her son-in-law's full name is "Ricky Bobby". That's all I got... Comments??