Heidi and Spencer tie the knot

by Mr. E, Staff Writer

Thumbs up to Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag for getting married without making a huge ordeal about it. Thumbs down to the fact that I'll now have to hear about these two for the next three months until they get divorced. Then a big thumbs up for the coming out party that Heidi will have to have after being "tied down" for so long. I'm talking topless photos, sex videos, and the obligatory lesbian relationship.

Start the countdown, folks.