Jessica Simpson's "Midas Touch"

by Mr. E, Staff Writer

The Tom Brady injury has been well-documented around these parts. But while we still look for a way to blame his injury on Gisele, Jessica Simpson continues to destroy everything in her path.

First it was the Super Bowl hopes of last season's Cowboys. Then earlier this year, it was the pinkie finger of boyfriend (and likely playoff chances of) Tony Romo. And now, it is the grill of her stylist.

Ken [Paves] was escorting Jess out of the restaurant, when the sea of snappers swarmed -- and in the madness, one guy hit Ken near his eye with a part of a camera.With blood trickling down his face, Ken still managed to get Jess inside their waiting ride. Their driver then whisked the group to a nearby hospital, where Jess accompanied her friend inside the building.

Next thing you know, this guy will wind up coming in fourth place in some stylist contest. They have contests, right?

And now that you read a post about Jessica Simpson's stylist, I reward you with some pictures of Jessica in here evening cleavage wear. Happy Monday, folks.