Julianne Hough gets bounced

by Mr. E, Staff Writer

If you watch ABC's Dancing With the Stars, you're aware that there is really only one reason to do so: Julianne Hough.



And thanks to her douchebag partner, Miss Hough will not be on next week's episode which is also the Finals. Given that it will be the end of the season, you can bet the house that ABC will somehow figure to get Hough's sweet ass in something tight and revealing and prance her around for a worldwide spank. It's all about ratings. And Kleenex.


>