Paris Hilton: Suffrage comes back to haunt us

by Mr. E, Staff Writer

Isn't it great when the vote of Paris Hilton carries the same amount of importance as the one casted by me or you? You have to assume that those people that fought tooth and nail to pass the Representation of People Act back in 1918 had something a little better in mind. Perhaps we can figure something out where people like Paris think that they're voting when they really are not. This way, we at least get photo opportunities.