Rihanna is with leather, spikes

by Mr. E, Staff Writer

Last night's American Music Awards had a few surprises. One, Kanye West did not go nuts and spike his awards (he won two of them). And two, the "Artist of the Year" was R&B star, all-around decent dancer Chris Brown.

Regardless of all of that, those that stayed up late were greeted with Brown's hump buddy Rihanna wearing some bonerific leather and spikes. Holding those awards properly near her breasts was just an added bonus. It was like the Legion of Doom, but with erections.