Top 10 reasons why you should vote for your old pal Shooter in the Iron Chef contest

by someone who knows DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

Your regular list monkey couldn't make it today, as he was nose-deep in liquor over the election. But he wants you to know about the new Iron Ref experience. Ready to vote for his entry? Yes, You Can!

10. A vote for his opponents is a vote for filthy Russians or soccer on ice

9. Shooter would vote for you if you were competing, so long as it, well, wasn't against him

8. No matter how you voted, he went for your guy on Tuesday

7. Hundreds, if not thousands, of Top 10 lists deserves some slight measure of recompense

6. If you don't vote for him. he'll be all bitter and passive-aggressive in his future Epic Carnival list work

5. The more Iron Chef events he wins, the greater the chance that he'll be killed by some vengeful competitor

4. When Shooter wins, it makes the HHR management cry, due to their crushing political differences

3. With the boost in advertising revenues from Iron Ref related activities, he no longer has to pimp his kids and pets

2. Like a certain other candidate, Shooter has young daughters, plays poker and basketball, and appears to be at least 50% Caucasian

1. If you don't vote for him, he will track you down and talk to you about politics