Top 12 fun facts about today's NFL action

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool



12. While running the two-minute drill before the end of the first half, Seattle quarterback Seneca Wallace spiked the ball to stop the clock... on third down, forcing a punt

11. The Eagles are no longer in last place in their division (Philly's a title town now, bitches!)

10. In the Falcons 24-0 win over the Raiders, the point spread was almost perfectly matched by the difference in first downs (29 to 3)

9. The Cardinals missed Edgerrin James so much, they ran for 177 yards

8. Actual headline: "Grossman rescues the Bears"

7. Chad Johnson scored two touchdowns and kissed his coach, Cedric Benson ran for over 100 yards, the Bengals won a game, and cats and dogs began fornicating with each other in the streets

6. On two different occasions on national television, a coach used a challenge to get a 12 men on the defense penalty for a dramatic five yard penalty of who gives a great goddamn

5. In the Eagles 26-7 win over Seattle, Donovan McNabb completed passes to ten different receivers, including a tackle for a touchdown, mostly to keep from getting bored

4. Brett Favre threw his 300th career interception in a game in which both he and his opponent (Buffalo's Trent Edwards) showed their TAINT (Touchdown After INTerception) style

3. Kerry Collins is the quarterback of a 8-0 team (no, seriously)

2. The Bucs, an alleged playoff contender, required a kickoff return touchdown and a last-minute touchdown and two-point conversion just to force overtime against the I-AA Chiefs

1. Winning quarterbacks today included Ryan Fitzpatrick, Rex Grossman, Gus Frerotte, Chad Pennington and, of course, Kerry Collins