Top 12 reasons why the Browns switched to Brady Quinn

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

12. Just wanted to finally give a Notre Dame player a chance

11. Facing Denver in his first start will be almost as hard as a pre-season game

10. Since they are playing on Thursday, he's got a built-in excuse for not knowing the playbook

9. Wanted to drop Derek Anderson before Braylon Edwards did it

8. The prime-time audience demands someone freshly incompetent

7. Romeo Crennel needed to express his authority by doing exactly opposite of what he said he wanted to do just hours ago

6. It's not as if they are choosing between Montana and Young here

5. Once Quinn's taking the snaps, Donte Stallworth is sure to actually show up for the games

4. Gives Browns' fans a new chant to learn (hint: it rhymes with "Moooooo")

3. Gets us all one step closer to the next exciting chapter in the Ken Dorsey Saga

2. Puts everyone who drafted a Brown in their fantasy draft that final and best clue that it's time to stop paying attention

1. The team's long-term budget plans won't allow them to keep two overpaid mediocrities that they can't win with