Top 13 worst things to vomit

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

Flu shots suck. You've got to pay for them, arrange for it, take the needle and feel out of sorts for a day or two. And... the alternative is much, much worse.

Your old pal Shooter is five pounds lighter than he was at this time yesterday, but inspired with a list that you don't want to see (again). Feel free to add yours in the comments.

13. Poon. Women love a man who'll play through pain, and Fever Sex can be downright run, especially when you get the lightheadedness into it.

But if you toss on the girl? Um, you're not recovering from that.

12. Popcorn. Especially if it's one of those frou-frou flavored ones. The kernels get everywhere, and just plain hurt. No Fun.

11. Salsa. Especially if it's strongly spiced, this is a war crime. The last two times I've been ill, I've had Mexican food as the last meal before sickness. I'm amazed I ever ate salsa again.

10. Milk and cranberries. When I was a kid, milk was served at every meal, including Thanksgiving. Try it right before a mouthfull of cranberries. You'll be sorry you did.

9. Fish. Up the ante, and have it with garlic. You know, enough to disguise the fact that it was long past its prime.

8. Chinese Mystery Meal. Hey, why have the regular when you can go for some spectrum of dubious protein? This choice allows you to feel awful *and* stupid.

7. Frappuchino and Doritos. Now, seriously, who would be stupid enough to mix these two things? Well, um, me... during a sleep-deprived band road trip, back when I had a band. You'll especially love the aroma and the nasty not found in nature color.

6. Tequila. Are you man enough to eat the worm? You'll also be man enough to say hello to him later. This is a mistake that you really shouldn't make more than once.

5. Guinness. The bitter man's beer is hard to drink to excess, and even harder coming back. That's an aftertaste that will stick with you for awhile.

4. Thai food. Spicy? Oh yes. Infused with peanuts that you'll really regret on return? Bingo. This will stay with you for a while.

3. Chunky Soup. The Donovan McNabb Memorial Meal is best left undiscussed. I'm not feeling too good right about now.

2. Medicine. That's a real win, when you see the pill that you took to alleviate your symptoms come back. Did it cause the toss? Can you take another one now? Because what you really want after losing yout lunch is a brain teaser.

1. Bile. Ah, when you've tossed the entire contents of your stomach and want to die, there's still more to come... the heaves of nothing but the stomach acids that, if left unchecked, can strip the enamel off your teeth. Intelligent design, my ass.