Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz's "accident"

by Mr. E, Staff Writer


So, not only did Ashlee Simpson and her boyfriend (?) name their newborn baby Bronx, but they also went on record to make sure we all know that the child was also an "accident."

"It was a happy accident," Wentz said. "I think that certain things happen for a reason in your life, and maybe it was time to put the wild child in a cage."

You know, since nothing makes a child feel better about his or herself when growing up knowing that you weren't intended to actually, you know, be born.

Now if only I could find a way to accidentally impregnate Ashlee Simpson...