Heidi and Spencer return from "honeymoon"

by Mr. E, Staff Writer


Typically, a honeymoon is a time that working, normal human beings unwind and celebrate their nuptuals. However, when two people that do absolutely nothing wed, is it really a honeymoon? I mean, these people just sit around in bathing suits all day long anyways. Like going to Cabo is really that big of a difference?

Either way, we can now officially start counting how many days this thing lasts. Who wants to set the over/under at about three months?